Financial advice for the poor

So, according to my dad who has started giving me daily updates on how
the stock market is doing, you should buy SIA stocks now, because
they're giving about $1,200 in dividends.

Yeap, would like to buy me some of that too, but I just need to find
about $14,000 in chump change in my purse first before I can even get close to buying SIA stocks. >_<

/Random anecdote of the day