Plot for Bright Star

I wrote this down on a friend's wall in Facebook, but it made me laugh so I thought I would reproduce it.

The plot for Jane Campion's Bright Star, as told by me.

Warning: Spoilers ahead!

~ Beginning of Bright Star ~

Fanny: Oh I love you John Keats!
John Keats: I love you but I have no money....
Fanny: I'll stare at you from outside your window then!
John Keats: Here's a poem for you. Oh wait, my friend is getting angry!
Fanny: I'll pine for you anyway! And catch butterflies!
John Keats: *cough* *dies*
Fanny: Noooooooooooooooooo!

~ The End~

Needless to say, I didn't find the movie very interesting when I watched it in Cannes earlier this year. In fact, the more exciting part of it was that Quentin Tarintino was sitting behind us during the movie! (Yes, I am going to repeat that QT story until the day I die, I'm sorry.)